Spicy Disaster

Cheeky, bold, and full of personality, Spicy Disaster features the sassy phrase “I’m Not a Hot Mess. I’m a Spicy Disaster” engraved in lively, playful lettering, accented with fun flourishes or subtle decorative details. The precision laser engraving creates depth and texture, making painting or highlighting the letters a fun and satisfying experience. The design radiates humor, confidence, and unapologetic charm.

Paint the lettering in bright, bold colors, metallics, or contrasting shades to really make the phrase pop. Add shading or small decorative accents to enhance dimension and give the stone a dynamic, playful energy.

✨ Perfect For:

Humorous, personality-driven, and pun-inspired collections
Artists who enjoy cheeky, bold, and character-filled designs
Pairing with whimsical, fun, or sassy-themed stones

✨ Details:

Genuine Santorini marble stone
Precision laser-engraved “I’m Not a Hot Mess. I’m a Spicy Disaster” phrase with decorative accents
Designed for painting, coloring, or display

⚠️ Please Note: Santorini stones are a natural product. Size, shape, thickness, color variation, veining, and surface texture will vary, making each stone uniquely one-of-a-kind.