Not Today Heifer

Funny, sassy, and full of personality, Not Today Heifer features a highland cow head with its signature shaggy hair, paired with the playful phrase “Not Today Heifer.” The laser-engraved design perfectly captures the cow’s expressive face and cheeky attitude, making it a standout piece for humor-loving animal fans.

Perfect for painting with warm browns, creamy highlights, or bold accent colors, this stone brings a touch of rustic humor and charm to any space. A delightful gift for cow lovers, farmhouse décor enthusiasts, or anyone who appreciates a little sass with their art.

✨ Perfect For:

• Highland cow and livestock enthusiasts
• Fans of playful, rustic humor
• Relaxing, whimsical paint projects
• Fun, one-of-a-kind gifts

✨ Details:

• Genuine Santorini marble stone
• Precision laser-engraved highland cow head with text
• Designed for painting, coloring, or display

⚠️ Please Note: Santorini stones are a natural product. Size, shape, thickness, color variation, veining, and surface texture will vary, making each stone uniquely one-of-a-kind.